seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
a search helicopter?!
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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