I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
