69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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