I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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