There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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