Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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