Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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