in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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