So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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