I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
