i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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