so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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