do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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