Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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