Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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