Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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