my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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