This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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