i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
