I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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