Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Randomize
