i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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