The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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