My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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