everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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