That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He is an equal opportunity slut.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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