wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
...so i touched it.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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