we're blogging at a bar
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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