Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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