Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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