he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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