all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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