420 ftw
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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