Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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