He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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