she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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