Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Randomize
