He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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