I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Randomize
