Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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