called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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