You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
im holly from the hills drunk
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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