Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
The power of my boobs compel you
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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