you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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