AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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