i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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