If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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