Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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