Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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