And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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